Posts Tagged ‘Charlottesville’

You know you're in Sorority Girl Central when you find a bright pink car with Tinkerbell seat covers and a license plate reading "MYBAYB" outside your apartment. But it gets better...

Yes, the paint sparkles. SPARKLES. I didn't even know this was possible. I also wish I could put up the photo showing my friend's expression upon seeing this, but she'd probably hunt me down and cut me.

What's the bet that the pink car owner is also the type of person to buy aerosol pancake batter instead of, you know, arduously stirring together flour, milk, sugar, and an egg?

Giant mountain of ice in the Barracks Shopping Center parking lot, leftover from the pre-Christmas snowstorm. Charlottesville is looking at its third snowstorm since then this week - poor folks!

Please forgive me while I embrace my inner girly-girl. Seriously, people, the last time I wore a dress was my birthday - last May. I'm hoping this consitutes an acceptable follow-up.

Well, that doesn't leave many options with which to pay, does it?

Also, so that you all know that I’m still me and not just some girl prone to posting photos of herself in dressing rooms, here’s a story from my travels:

In Asheville, after going to the grocery store, I looked at my receipt and read the part where it gives the name of the person who served you.

Me in my head: Uscan? That’s an interesting name. I wonder what the origin is? And would it be pronounced “Oohs-can” or “Uhs-can”? Intriguing.

The next day, I bought more food (I like food). Again, I looked at my receipt.

Me in my head: Served by Uscan again! Fancy that! Uscan must be the store manager, though, as each time I’ve gone to that place I’ve used the self-check out.


Me in my head: Oh. Wait. Uscan. U-scan. You-scan.


Yep. I’m awesome.


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Disclaimer: This is not my way of telling the blogworld that I have a seven-year-old son, à la a certain Drew Barrymore movie. Though if I did, he’d likely be the first seven-year-old in the world to have been weaned on 90% chocolate. And his name would not have anything to do with fruit, Inspektors, or Rudyard Kipling characters (I’m looking at you, celebrity parents).

Disclaimer the Second: Actually, I might call him Cornbread. Because cornbread is awesome, and he absolutely would not get teased on the playground. At all.

Corn Vitatop

Everybody's gone in the cotton and the corn / Didn't leave nobody but the baby.

Disclaimer the Third: Someone remind me to post my family’s super-easy-and-delicious Indian Corn Pudding recipe sometime. And could someone else remind me of the meaning of the word disclaimer? I seem to have forgotten.

Car Adventure # 1, Or Brushes with the Law, or Don’t Giggle at Mister Policeman Hannah Really Just Don’t Okay?

I believe I mentioned to you a certain long car trip that involved exhilaration, friendship, and peanut butter. Well, after almost eight hours of driving, at around 1am, with merely twenty minutes to go to our destination… it also involved flashing blue lights and a me caught between sympathy for my friend and the novelty of watching said friend try to weasel out of a speeding ticket.

See, in Australia, when you speed, you get a fine in the mail. The police wait in tinted vans on the side of the road, and many a time you never knew what hit you (so to speak). So for me being pulled over to the side of the road, approached by a cop, and having the chance to avoid a fine through the power of words alone counts as a “cultural experience”.

The Criminal Masterminds. Fear Us.

Luckily for us, our cop was a really nice guy, and L.MiteMaster was able to explain that we’d been driving for a really long time, were close to our destination, and were genuinely unaware of and sorry for going slightly over the speed limit.

And I restrained myself from giggling and asking the policeman if he could maybe put the siren on for a wee second, and maybe glower and swagger just a little bit, because this was such a novelty and wowee it’s like I’m in a movie.

I’m glad I talked myself out of requesting such behaviour, for in the end the policeman reduced the fine. Thank you Mr. Virginia Cop.

Car Adventure # 2, Or Oh My So This is What A Snowstorm is Like, Or A Pictorial Depiction of A Morning of Pure Terror.


Saturday: the snowstorm begins, and my little Australian head is confused.

Sunday: Pre-attempting to extricate M.HeartsofPalm's car.

Getting this car out from its snow enclosure constituted one of the scariest experiences of my life. You can’t really tell in the photo, but we were parked on a slope, and after half an hour of clearing the snow from atop and beneath the car, the car still slipped backwards every time we tried to drive forwards. It seemed like we would never surmount the snow, no matter how hard we revved. Instead, we looked likely to slip backwards into the car parked behind us. What fun!

In actual fact I was not inside the car at this point, but was standing outside so as to give extricating advice. M.HeartsofPalm asserts, however, that while I apparently started off with a calm face and legitimate advice, by the end I was panic-stricken and shrieking “I don’t know! I don’t know! Don’t crash! Don’t crash!”

I cannot convey how emotional M.HeartsofPalm’s and my shouts were when she made one final, desperate push at the accelerator and the car spurted forwards onto the cleared road.

But I can tell you that the sugary coffees I treated us to afterwards were well-deserved – and were absolutely and utterly decaf.

The calming of the nerves. Hey look! Snow!

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