Anyone reading this have access to Greenville, South Carolina’s Fox News? I’m a-gonna be on it! In a fairly surprising guise, too: as a fashion model.
That’s right, folks! Tonight I was stopped in the street (actually, outside Chili’s) and filmed, together with my lovely friend L.Methysta, for several long minutes as a “perfect example of Winter apparel” for Fox News.
I do hope they don’t play the audio though, as L.Methysta and I probably didn’t have the most intellectual conversation whilst “pretending we weren’t being filmed”. For any of you likely to catch the News report, you saw it here first:
You may touch my hand, lightly.
Seriously, people, I’m pretty much a celebrity now. I fully believe that, from tomorrow onwards, I shall be showered with gifts and adoration everytime I step outside my hotel room. And Jonas Armstrong will be sending me a marriage proposal any second now.
Any second.
Any … oh, fiddlesticks.
