Hey, guess what? I just realised this is another chocolate from my Fairy [God]Mother! Except, in this instance, she was working not under her Fairy pseudonym but her Actual Title. That is to say, this chocolate was given to me inside a birthday card signed by my mum and my dad, and was the extra treat-jewel in my birthday-crown.
(If you’re interested, that particular 23rd-birthday-present-crown from my parents was made up of a new kettle for Smurf Kitchen, a macaron cookbook related to my Paris macaron adventures, and a boxed set of Sondheim DVDs that was also from my brother. My stupendous, much-loved brother, who absolutely never sat on my head when we were growing up*.)
Vivani 85% Organic Dark Chocolate
I haven’t tried many of Vivani’s chocolates, although I do remember being delighted by its dark with crunchy caramel (like the grown-up version of Lindt’s Caramel Excellence bar) a year or so ago. I tend to be a big fan of over-80% cacao chocolates (as you may be able to tell from my reviews of Lindt’s 90%, Endangered Species’ 88%, and Theo’s 91% bars), so I was looking forward to this. What I love about high percentage chocolate is the earthiness found, more often than not, in its taste. When done well, this earthiness conveys depth and bitterness without tasting acrid or burnt.
Vivani almost hit this mark – almost! – but fell just a little bit shy of my Zenith Of Tasty High-Percentage Goodness.
Unlike Ten Degrees’ Chilli Chocolate, which burst forth with sweet and intense chocolate aromas as soon as it left its packaging (I love how that sounds as if the chocolate tried to make a run for it…), Vivani’s 85% had a more tentative aroma. Breathing deeply, I could detect something vaguely spicy in the scent, but not spicy in the chilli-sense. More like… garam masala, or a prickle of smoke at the back of your throat.
Putting a piece in my mouth, I was pleased to discover a softer melt than, say, Lindt’s 85%, which is quite resistant to dissolving. The taste, however, was less pleasantly earthy than that Lindt bar. There was a definite note of burnt coffee beans, and the finish was all about red fruits: raspberries and red currants were the clearest images in my mind.
I was intrigued by how noticeably absent vanilla was in the taste of this Vivani chocolate. Sure enough, the ingredients were merely cocoa mass, cocoa butter, and raw cane sugar. However, I don’t mean for you to get the wrong impression about this chocolate. It’s not awful, but it’s also not something I would recommend to anyone uncomfortable with bitter dark chocolate. It’s a bit too intense in sour and burnt flavours to foist on the unsuspecting, and yet I will say, in its favour, that its more pleasant chocolatey flavours lingered for a delightfully long time on the palate after the chocolate itself disappeared down my throat.
I believe that its dark intensity will make it a perfect match for my daily maple-syrup-sweetened bowls of porridge. Surely Goldilocks would find such a breakfast to be juuuuuuust right?
* That was a lie, in case you couldn’t tell. He totally did.



Choc + maple syrup + porridge – hmm sounds like a winner to me!
It’s like the winner of winners
Dark chocolate is the best chocolate. Hands down
Absolutely! Woman after my own heart.
My favourite thing about this post is your use of the word “foist”. It’s not a word I hear used often enough!!
Speaking of, mind if I foist myself upon you for coffee sometime soon?
Please do! I would love to be foisted by you! Any time, any place!
I tasted this one a while back too and was a bit…. well, not ‘underwhelmed’ because that’s too harsh but it didn’t make me want to stop recommending the Lindt 85% as still the best ‘seriously’ dark chocolate to try.
I agree – I think Lindt’s 85% is great, though I do wish they sold the 90% here. The 90% has such wonderful vanilla tones!
I just wanted to do a shout out OMG at the box set of Sondheim DVDs. I felt that someone should properly appreciate that in the comments section. Brotherly win methinks.
*waves hyperactively* Hi! Hi! You read my blog! Hi!
And friends-ly win, if you want to come over and watch, oh, say, Into The Woods or Sunday in the Park with George or any of the others included
Did he ever put a banana peel under your pillow though? Actually no, I guess he wouldn’t have done so given your previous remarks about your family and bananas.
I just hope he didn’t fart on your head. That is unpleasant and much worse than getting a banana peel under your pillow
I’m absolutely not going to say whether I perhaps PCed up my comment and perhaps what you’ve said isn’t far off. Absolutely not going to say that.
I think it would go with a cup of tea.
Hmm, that might be an idea. I’ve actually never had chocolate with tea before, though!
I’ve been noticing more warm spice notes in chocolates these days, even ones with nothing added. I wonder if this is a new trend. Any idea as to the origin of the cocoa beans used to make this chocolate?
Hmm, I don’t remember seeing anything about origin, but I’ll definitely check again and get back to you
Wow he sat on your head? I’m glad I was the eldest! I don’t have any brain cells to spare
Haha! I’m sure it was good for me in terms of brain cells – survival of the fittest and all that
my nephew was just caught sitting on his baby sister’s head – my sister threw trucks at me – though fortunately they were toy trucks.
the chocolate sounds a bit bitter for me – though with porridge and maple syrup sounds better
are you going to make macarons from your new cookbook – I will be interested to see if you do as I have never been brave enough to make them
My guess is your nephew is a bit younger than, say, 14 years old… Hmph. It is a rather bitter dark chocolate, and not really in a great way. I would definitely recommend something else to you if you were after a super-dark chocolate
About the macarons… so far I’ve just been looking at the pretty pictures! I really don’t know if I’m skilled enough…
Dark chocolate and a cup of decaf coffee is the perfect night time snack. Just found your blog and love it!
Aw, thank you! Chocolate and coffee is an amazing combination… I wish someone would make a chocolate bar *with* decaf coffee beans in it!
You make me want to eat dark chocolate during every meal. YUM.
That’s pretty much my goal in life
Did you figure out a game plan to take the bro out? Say perfecting the art of “The Type Writer?” LOL….. No body gets away with sitting on ones head, no matter how old one is….
Goodness me…. Its 7am, and I am weighing the options…. Breakfast OR Chocolate?
That’s easy-peasy! Chocolate FOR breakfast! (That’s really not an uncommon happening in my life…) I think my game plan was simply crying to my mum
Forgive me for this unrelated comment: Yesterday, I was wondering whether I was too hard on the panko + sea salt chocolate. Maybe it deserved another try? I mean, I ate the whole bar, right?
Well, now I stand by my judgment. Today, I purchased Chocolove’s Almonds and Sea Salt in Dark Chocolate, and I was relieved: Yes, THIS is the amount of sea salt I was looking for! Much smoother, shinier, snappier chocolate, too. Plus, the almonds provided the crunch of the panko, but way better.
So I stand by my panko review! Pretty good, but not as good as it could (or should) be.
It’s not unrelated, just misplaced! This would’ve been the perfect comment for the post where I reviewed Chocolove’s Sea Salt and Almond bar
It was one of my early reviews, and I mightily enjoyed it, as did you, it seems. And you don’t need to justify your first opinion of the Chuao – have faith in your palate, lady!
You’ll be pleased to know that as the first photo rolled up on my screen this morning I read it as Feline Bitter 85%! It didn’t sound appealing for some reason. Now that I realise that there was no pesky L in feine, I still suspect it’s not for me. Good to see that the fairy godmother is still coming up with the goods.
Yuck, cat chocolate! That’s definitely a step too far for me
It wasn’t a fantastic chocolate – I really don’t think I’d ever recommend it, as there are far too many other dark dark chocolates that are tastier!
In porridge?? Awesome. Love that idea.
You should try it! Great way to get endorphins in the morning
LOL at survival of the fittest
I hope he feels bad now!
He’s actually such an amazing brother that I can’t hold it against him. It may sound corny, but I think of him as one of my closest friends
OMG box set of Sondheim DVDs? Your brother is the best! Despite having sat on your head. Perchance, could you please describe what this box set looks like? I’ve never seen anything like that here in stupid New Zealand, might have to try ordering it for myself off the internet……..
I don’t have it with me right this second, but I believe it’s called The Sondheim Collection and contains Into the Woods, Sunday in the Park with George, Follies in Concert, Passion, Sweeney Todd in Concert, and A Celebration at Carnegie Hall. Yep, my brother (and parents) are all kinds of awesome
(I’m pretty sure my brother had to order it on the Internet too, so don’t beat your country up too much about it
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